24 Hours in Lima, Peru: A Gastronomical Adventure

 

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Living in South Florida, Peru is a relatively inexpensive and easy destination to reach.  The flight to Lima, Peru (the capital city) is just under 6 hours. When I started researching flights, I was elated to find that the difference between first class tickets and economy tickets was only a couple of hundred dollars, rather than the several thousands of dollars that you usually see.  Also, since the flight leaves, arrives, and returns in the evening, I thought the splurge was worth it to get those lie-flat beds for the return flight and to catch a quick nap before arriving.  This ended up being one of the best decisions of this trip! Of course, I opted to book with my favorite airline, Delta, which routes through Atlanta instead of flying direct from Miami for two reasons: 1) you get to avoid the hell that is MIA, and 2) more miles (and miles towards status).

The nice people at Delta are ready with the champagne as you board:

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They also offer a three-course menu prepared by Chef Michelle Bernstein during the flight, in addition to the gourmet snacks that they provide before and after the meal. Also, there is free alcohol, which is why Chad looks like he’s about to burst in this picture!

Chad 1st

When you get to your seat, you find a full-size, real pillow and duvet provided by Westin Heavenly, a real pair of headphones, and a Tumi travel kit!

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I bet you’re wondering what is inside that little sucker.  Wonder no more.  They provide you with an eye mask, socks, lip gloss, lotion, toothpaste and toothbrush, mouth wash, tissues, earplugs, and a pen.

tumi

So before dinner, I was like:
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After dinner, they brought out an entire dessert cart where you could pick whatever and as many desserts as you wanted.  I thought Chad was going to hurt himself!

dessert cart

I went with the chocolate sundae:

Dessert

And then I was like, “Bye, Chad. See you in Lima!”

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I am glad I took that nap because when we landed in Lima, it was past midnight, and this, apparently, is the time that all the flights get into Lima. Take a look at the lines at passport control and the amount of people in the arrival hall at the airport! See how unimpressed Chad is? I’m pretty sure he is exhibiting signs of “Active Bitch Face” right here.

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Here’s a little tip: when you pass through passport control in Lima, they give you a little card. DO NOT lose this card.  Every single hotel asks for it because tourists don’t pay tax on hotels and food (but, you do pay tax on alcohol)! Also, you need to return that little card to passport control when you leave the country. If you lose it, you have to get it replaced, which apparently takes a couple of days.

airport arrival

Although the lines look long, they actually get you through pretty quickly, and, once we collected our luggage, we found our driver in the arrival hall and made our way to our hotel in the Miraflores area of Lima.  This, by the way, is pretty much the only area where you should book a hotel.

As is true for many capitol cities, Lima doesn’t have a whole lot to offer, unless you are a foodie.  If you are a foodie, stay a couple of days because Lima is having an extraordinary culinary moment. Just make sure you aren’t trying to get into the hottest restaurants on a Sunday because this is a catholic country and, as we learned, all of the greats are closed for dinner!  Also, pre-book your reservations if you want any chance of eating at any of Lima’s greats, like Central (which was voted number 4 on the list of the world’s 50 best restaurants and which was heart-breakingly closed on the only day we had in Lima, a Sunday), Malabar (which was voted number 7 on the list of the Latin America’s 50 best restaurants and is also closed on Sundays), Maido (which was voted number 13 on the list of the world’s 50 best restaurants, and is also closed on Sunday), and Astrid y Gaston, where we were able to get a lunch reservations since it too was closed for dinner. More on this later.

Even if you are not a foodie, it is worth spending a day in Lima or a few days if you want to take a couple of day trips from Lima.  Hindsight being 20/20, I would’ve spent some extra time in Lima, not only to eat at Central, but also to visit (at least) the Nazca Lines. Here are 7 other pretty awesome day-trips from Lima that I wish I knew about while I was trip planning.

But, since we only had a (Sun)day, we made the most of it.  We started our day with a trip to the local market before our cooking and Pisco sour class.  On the menu was ceviche (which the Latin Americans call/pronounce cebiche), a causa, and lomo saltado. Our first stop was to a fish stand to scope out the day’s catches.

fish stand

Next up was the veggie stand.

veggie stand

Did you know that more than 4,000 varieties of native potatoes grow in the Andean highlands of Peru?  Also,the birth place of the potato is in South America, and it likely came from Peru, as scientific evidence confirms that potatoes were domesticated as early as 10,000 years ago in the High Andes of southeastern Peru. Below are just a few varieties.

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Last, but not least, we stopped at this colorful fruit stand, but mostly just to eat!

fruit stand

Apparently, the owner of this fruit stand is famous among chefs as evidenced by the banner above which depicts him posing with some of the world’s great chefs. I was a fan because he was a sweet man who just kept feeding me exotic fruit!

fruit stand owner

This, by the way, is a cacao fruit, which eventually becomes chocolate.  Chocolate comes from a fruit, fruit is healthy, so chocolate is healthy, and there you go. (If you did not get the last sentence, then you’ve obviously never seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, so as soon as you are done reading this blog post, you need to do that next!)

cacao

Our next stop was to El Senorio de Sulco, a restaurant that prepares traditional Peruvian cuisine, to learn how to make (and to eat) some traditional Peruvian dishes.  The restaurant is decorated with authentic, original examples of Incan pottery and cultural masks, but the real art is in the kitchen!

El Senorio

masks

pottery

Here is where we had our private cooking class:

cooking

The first dish was the ceviche:

ceviche prep

ceviche

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Followed by the causa:

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causa

And finally, the lomo saltado, which by the way was the best lomo saltado that we ate in Peru:

lomo prep

lomo cook

lomo

After graduating from Peruvian Cooking 101, it was off to the bar!

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Chad is listening intently to learn the proper ratios for Pisco sour:

pisco class

The first of many Pisco sours on the trip:

pisco taste

pisco 2

Then we (i.e., Chad) tried the local beer, Cusquena, which he liked:

beer

We also tried an alcohol that is made from coco leaves. It’s kind of like Peruvian moonshine:

coco leaves

coco alcohol

By then, we were all happy, and it was time to go to lunch.  Yes, lunch! Don’t judge!

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My favorite part of this gastronomic romp through Lima was eating at Astrid y Gaston. The restaurant is located inside Casa Moreyra, an old style house of the San Isidro Hacienda, which is more than 300 years old.AYG 2

The property is huge and has its own chapel and garden from where their herbs come.

property

This is the reception area where you check in for your reservation:

check in

Because the property used to be a mansion, there are several internal dining rooms as well as outdoor dining spaces:

AYG inside

 

patio

Even the bathrooms are cool.  It is a cylindrical pod in a room with four stalls:
AYG bathorrom

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We sat in the greenhouse, which had upside down plants hanging from the ceiling and an open-air kitchen where the food was being prepared:

greenhouse

kitchen

They offer a tasting menu which is about $93 per person or you can order a la cart, which is what we chose since Chad and I didn’t want to eat rabbit or guinea pig (which is a delicacy in Peru, along with Alpaca, which we did try):

menu

Our meal started with a variety of breads, spreads, and a Pisco:

starter

pisco AYG

Then we shared an AMAZING scallop dish and a beautiful and tasty ceviche:

scallops

ceviche AYG

For our main dishes, Chad had the pork:

pork

And I had the fish:

fish

For dessert, we had the Miracle Bomb, which is basically a heavenly sweets party in a chocolate ball!

miracle bomb

open bomb

At the end, we were served a Pisco-filled chocolate with a sponge cake. Gaston Acurio’s wife has begun promoting Peru’s chocolate, traveling around Peru looking for the best native cacao.  In 2012, she started her chocolate line, Melate.

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Gaston Acurio is also the owner of La Mar, a ceviche bar in Lima that does not take reservations, but is open on Sunday afternoon. Fortunately, his second La Mar restaurant, which has a more expansive menu than the one in Lima, is located in Miami!

After all that eating, it was time to walk around the city for a bit. But, before we did that, we had to stop at Lima’s most popular ice cream spot, Amorelado, which, by the way, is right across the street from La Mar!

amorelado

This place was featured on Andrew Zimmern’s Delicious Destinations. The owner shops the markets daily and handmakes her ice cream from the exotic fruits of Peru. They are known for their Lucuma ice cream, which is made from the lucuma fruit and is unique to Peru.  The fruit is not so great when eaten raw, but makes a nice, sweet ice cream.  They also have other unique flavors such as chirimoya, maracayá, and Mamacocho. Also, they are open on Sundays!

Amorelado cup

Okay, seriously, the eating on this day became ridiculous.  But that is okay, because we have a city to explore before our dinner reservations, of course! First we visited downtown Lima and its churches.Lima

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Lima church

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convent

walls

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And because the Catholics celebrate so many saints, you are bound to run into a processional, which are like big deals and a cause for celebration.

mary

jesus

processional

Our last stop before dinner was to El Parque del Amor, which translates to Love Park and is also known as the mosaic bench park. This park is beautiful and is located along the seaside cliffs of Miraflores.

miraflores park

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benches

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In the middle of the park is the famous “El Beso” (The Kiss) statue:

the kiss

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It was finally time for dinner and a little bit of culture.  The only decent restaurant open on Sunday night is Huaca Pucllana, which is conveniently located next to the Huaca Pucllana ruins. The restaurant is touristy, but good, and serves traditional Peruvian dishes. When you make your reservation, make sure to ask for a table outside next to the ruins, which are lit up at night.  You can also tour the ruins before or after dinner.

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Alas, with very full bellies, we returned to our hotel to prepare for the next leg of the journey, the Sacred Valley of Peru. Until then, salud and buen provecho!

 

 

 

 

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Adventure Travel: A Guide to Travel Preparation

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Destination selected?  Check!  Flights booked?  Check!  Accommodations selected?  Check!  Itinerary prepared?  Check!  Now what?

If there is one thing you should take away from reading this blog, it is that the secret to a great adventure is in the planing and pre-trip preparation, which takes place long before take off.  I get asked about this topic a lot, so, as Chad and I get ready to head to Peru, I thought I would share with you how we prepare for a destination like this – one that is a little more off the beaten path and adventurous versus a leisurely destination like Europe or the Caribbean.

Step One: Entry Requirements and Visas

Guess what?  Some countries require visas to visit them, even for American citizens!  Some also require proof of certain vaccinations or have an entry fee.  The first thing you should do is determine what the requirements of your detestation are and whether your destination requires a visa.  You can do that by visiting that country’s embassy’s website, ask your travel agent (just one more reason on a long list of why agents are a great investment for some trips), or click here.

If your destination requires a visa, there are typically two options: Option 1) obtain your visa before your trip or Option 2) obtain the visa at immigration upon arrival.  Guess which one I recommend?  The first one, obviously, for like a million reasons.  It is no doubt the more expensive option (but really, it’s not that much more expensive), but it is money well spent.  The lines to obtain visas from immigration at the airport in-country are long.  Like ridiculously long, because most people chose Option 2 and sometimes because people didn’t even know they needed a visa to enter!  There is usually always some degree of chaos involved: miscommunication, language barriers, disasters!  Also, do you really want to wait until you have flown all the way over to BFE and get denied entry because you are missing a crucial document, didn’t get a required vaccine and/or don’t have the certificate to prove it, can’t pay the fee for whatever reason (you don’t have local currency, they don’t take credit cards, etc.), and/or don’t have the requisite amount of time left on your passport before expiration to meet that country’s requirements (you usually need 6 months)?  That is not the way to start your journey, so do some advance leg work.  You can obtain the visa(s) long before you go right from the embassy or, if you don’t live near an embassy, hire a visa/travel document service to do this for you.  I have used TravelDocument.com before, and I was very satisfied with their services.

Step Two: Get Vaccinated

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If your destination doesn’t have a vaccination requirement for travel, you could travel without first being vaccinated, but I don’t know why you would. Nothing is worse than contracting an illness or virus on vacation.  Getting vaccinated can help you avoid that.  All you have to do is check the CDC’s website to see what vaccines are recommended for your destination.  Then you can make an appointment with a travel clinic to get your vaccines.  We always use Passport Health.  I like them because they have locations all over the country, they give you a complete book with information on your destination, and they will create a vaccine passport for you.  Their website is easy to use and offers information on what vaccines are required and what is suggested for each destination.  They will review your itinerary for you and make suggestions accordingly.  They will also let you know what each country requires based on the order you are visiting them.  For example, in Africa, if you visit Zambia to see Victoria Falls, in order to come back into South Africa (i.e., Cape Town and/or Johannesburg) (even if it is just to get on a connecting flight), you MUST be vaccinated for yellow fever and have a certificate proving that you have been vaccinated; however, if you visit the falls from Zimbabwe (which I recommend since the majority of the falls are actually located in Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe), you don’t need to be vaccinated for yellow fever at all (add another tick to the “why you should use a travel agent” column).  The vaccines are available and administered on site, and they can (and do) write you a script for antibiotics to take with you in case you get sick on your trip and/or for Malarone if you are going to a country that has a Malaria risk. They also sell travel-related products, like a mosquito repellent for your clothes and for your body.

Step Three: Buy Currency

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If you have a credit card that gives you points and doesn’t charge you foreign transactions fees (like my favorite card, the Capital One Venture Card), you should use that (by the way, don’t forget to call each of your cards and let them know your exact travel dates and travel locations)! But you can’t pay for everything by credit card.  You can’t tip driver and bell hops on a credit card. Not all places all over the world take credit cards, especially if you are dining in small local restaurants or shopping the local markets.  And, let’s be honest, if you are going to be haggling, you need to be paying in cash. It is typically cheaper to get the local currency before you go.  Airport exchange booths charge a premium, and it is more than you probably would’ve paid if you ordered directly from your bank (which will also charge a service fee) or went to a currency exchange place in your hometown.  Also, it is nice to have cash on hand as soon as you touch down.  It is one less thing you need to worry about.

In downtown Miami, there is a seedy little street that is lined with no frills currency exchange stores.  Come with cash and your I.D.  This is usually the best place to buy popular currencies (like the Euro, for example).  Before you go, know what the value of the currency is for that day, then go to into each store, ask for their daily rate, ask how much of the currency they have on hand, and ask for a discount if you are accepting from them large bills in that currency that will be difficult to break in-country or are buying a large quantity.  For less popular currencies, you will likely need to order them from your bank.

Step Four: Make Your Packing List

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Consult the weather for the time of year that you will be at your destination and your day-by-day itinerary for your trip.  I like to pre-plan a day outfit and a night outfit for each day, including all accessories (bags, socks, scarves, undergarments, outerwear, etc).  This way, I know I have something to wear each day, and I am not just mindlessly packing unnecessary (precious!) weight.  Once I have that done, I pack 2 extra day outfits and one extra night outfit.  I try to build outfits around 2 to 3 pairs of shoes, 1 to 2 bags, and 1 to 2 jackets.  Also, I pack 1 to 2 days worth of clothes and my necessary toiletries into my carry-on luggage just in case my luggage doesn’t make it to my destination at the same time that I do.

Without a doubt, you will encounter things on adventure travel that you may not encounter on leisurely vacations.  In my experience, those encounters usually involve impoverished children and stray animals. Also, you may encounter locals that you want to photograph.  If so, you should always offer them a small tip (see step three above), and I like to give them a small gift, so I plan ahead for this. I always pack small gifts that I can give to local children like these activity sets from the dollar spot at Target:

Toy sets

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dog treats

I also always pack snacks like protein bars, snack bars, mixed nuts, etc. for Chad and me (bust, mostly me) to munch on along the way and to share with locals that we encounter (Fun Fact: While giving alms to the monks in Luang Prabang, Laos, we learned that monks love peanut butter. It is apparently quite the rare treat in Laos, which we only learned because we had snack-sized peanut butter packs in our snack packs; so when we ran out of rice, our guide suggested that we switched to Jif, and we quickly became the most popular alms-givers in the processional!).  Please see Exhibits A through C below (woohoo, legal ease made it into a blog post!):

Alms

PB alms

(sorry that this picture is blurry, but it was literally SO early…)

Give alms

Some other things to consider packing include, baby wipes (because bathrooms with toilet paper are not a given), hand sanitizer for obvious reasons, a control released topical mosquito repellent (like a real one, no Skin So Soft or OFF! BS!), a first-aid kit (which, depending on where you go, should include latex gloves and your own syringe. Yes, really!), batteries, an extra memory card for your camera, a rain poncho, an electric current converter and adapter, a portable phone charger, a car charger for your phone that can be plugged into a cigarette lighter in the car, a travel-sized luggage scale, and internet.  That’s right, BYOI (Bring Your Own Internet).  I literally love this device because it provides you with a secure WiFi connection pretty much anywhere in the world and you can connect multiple devices (like over 6) to it:

mifi

And don’t forget to call your cell phone provider and put an international plan on your phone for your travel dates and location or you will come home to a shocking phone bill. And on that note, don’t forget to turn off your cellular data roaming or you could really be in for a major surprise on your phone bill, as in hundreds or even thousands of dollars in charges! Trust me, that mistake only happens once!

Step Five: Prepare Your Luggage

I try to do Step Four about a week before our trip in order to also do this step.  If you are traveling to a place where mosquitoes are prevalent (especially now with Zika everywhere), it is imperative that you treat your luggage and your clothes (mostly the outwear, pants, and  non-leather or suede shoes and sneakers) with mosquito repellent.  I like this product that we get from the travel clinic because it repels and kills mosquitoes, ticks, and chiggers, is odorless, and is good for 6 washes:

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I usually assign this job to Chad because you are not supposed to breath it in or come in contact with it, so this, by definition, is man’s work.  You need to treat your luggage and clothes outside in a well-ventilated area, and once it’s on, your luggage and clothes it needs to dry for about 2 to 4 hours.  I have used this product on my precious lululemon gear (my adventure travel sportswear of choice), and it is safe. See Chad at work:

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You are almost set to jet, but, before you do, make multiple color photo copies of your itinerary (with all hotel information, contact numbers, and your travel agent’s information), your passport (and your visas!), and the front and back of your driver’s license, health insurance card, your global entry card, and all your credit cards. Take one with you and put it somewhere other than where your valuables are.  Then, leave one at home, one at work in a safe location, and a couple with different people that your trust, just in case.

Okay, NOW you’re ready to go! It’s adventure time, baby! Bon Voyage!

Paris: New Year’s In the City of Light (and Love)

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Guess what?  It’s not too early to start planning your New Year’s trip.  Actually, you should do it now.  I know it’s June, but trust me on this one.

Let me back up a bit and fill you in on a new annual tradition that I started, well, this year.  A couple years ago, I announced to Chad that I thought we should take a short, (relatively) cheap trip after Christmas and through New Years.  At first, he rebuked the idea, as he always does.  But, I eventually wore him down, as I usually do.  I came at him with logic, reason, and facts (this, my friends, is one of the many consequences of being married to a litigator; the others were nicely summed up by a friend of mine from law school who is also a blogger: How Lawyering Made Me Crazy)!

Allow me to share my reasoning with you.  First, we live in South Florida, and NYE in Miami is expensive.  You are not going anywhere for under $200.  Actually, $200 is a steal.  If you are only paying $200, jump on it, and then lower your expectations to like below sea-level.  As a result, we usually spend NYE at home with our dog, Toby, which is great, but not exciting (please don’t tell Toby, I said that!).  Second, most people don’t travel internationally during this time, so you can find some pretty decent deals! Couple that with lower fuel prices which should (but, unfortunately, doesn’t always) mean lower airfare prices, and a strong U.S. dollar, and you have a recipe for a fab five-day to one-week trip abroad with minimal time off work! Awesome, right? I know!

For these kinds of trips, it is important to pick a city in which you can spend the entire time. This cuts down on cost and hassle.  It is also important that the place you pick is a relatively quick and easy flight away so as to maximize your time. For our first NYE abroad, I knew Paris would be perfect! In my opinion, Paris is a five-day city.  Also, the weather is pretty nice, especially for a South Florida girl who never gets winter during the actual winter. And, Chad had never been.  Chad’s only rule for this new tradition I started was (and still is) that the entire trip (airfare, hotel, some meals, and all planned activities) had to be under $5,000.00 A travel challenge?!? I accept! If you are thinking that is a lot for a quick trip around the holidays, I feel ya, but remember, Chad and I don’t buy each other gifts all year.

Well wouldn’t you know, once my sister heard about our trip, she and her fiance decided to join us, and I suggested to them that they should take their engagement pictures while we were there! You are still welcome, Andrew!  So we all, well, me really, got to planning, and the next thing you know, we were ready to go! However, there is one detail that I did not and, quite frankly, could not have accounted for, and that was the horrific terrorist attacks that occurred in Paris in November 2015, you know, like less than a month before our trip was fully, planned, booked, and paid for. So now it was decision time. After some thought, we decided to not live in fear, and we carried on with our trip, and I am so glad we did! Paris for New Years was amazing!

Day 1: 

We stayed at the Hotel Pullman Paris Eiffel Tower. I chose our hotel based on one sole factor– proximity to the Eiffel Tower.  For the next five days, I wanted to wake up and see the Eiffel Tower and go to sleep under the twinkle of its nighttime lights.  Our hotel was literally the closest we could possibly get, and it was basically mere steps away from the Eiffel Tower.  We chose high floor rooms with Eiffel Tower view.  This was a worthwhile upgrade.  Check out our day time and night time view:

Morning View:

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Night View:

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After dark, every hour, on the hour until 1:00 a.m., the Eiffel Tower sparkles for five full minutes:

Eiffel light show

At 1:00 a.m., the Eiffel Tower goes dark, and it sparkles for five minutes one last time:

Eiffel night

Amazing, right?!?!  Mind you, these are regular Iphone photos with no zoom.  Our hotel was literally that close (and it had a pretty good American breakfast buffet with an omelette station included with the rooms, which, for me, is essential).

Upon arrival, I had planned a special surprise for Chad. You see, Chad is a good ‘ol Southern boy with a serious sweet tooth.  He’s never met a sweet he didn’t like, and, quite frankly, he was looking forward to putting a hurtin’ on the Parisian pastries.  I was too.  So, I thought, what better way to do that than to have us a little picnic right there on the lawn of the Eiffel Tower (the Champ de Mars)?  Did you know that there is a company that will deliver a picnic to you and even set it up for you?!?  I was pleasantly surprised to learn about Paris Picnics, which I hired to do just that! Our picnic included a blanket, utensils, glasses, wine, bottled water, a large baguette, a delicious assortment of cheeses, charcuterie (cured meats), fresh salad du jour, artisanal crisps, seasonal fruit salad, macarons, and chocolate!

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Picnic

Lovely, right?  I know! I don’t know about you, but as soon as I arrive at any destination, I am always starving, so this worked out perfectly.  Also, we had a night tour planned, so we needed to fuel up!

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After our tour, we stopped into this great little bistro right across the street from the Louvre called Le Fumoir.  This is not a tourist trap.  It is teeming with locals, and the food was great! It is also a great lunch spot before or after your Louvre visit!

Louvre dinner

Well, all of it was great except for this:

Dick cheese

This is the most pungent and disgusting cheese I have ever had the displeasure of experiencing.  You see, we each had a three-course pre-fixe menu.  For the last course, you could order a dessert like a normal person would do in Paris or you can order a cheese course, like my sister, who doesn’t like desserts (you read that right) did.  This is a huge point of contention between Chad and my sister.  He cannot even begin to understand her anti-dessert position.  Well, let’s just say that she paid dearly for that decision because she stuck a good chunk of this bad boy in her mouth, and it tasted (and smelled) like dirty, sweaty feet.  I will spare you the nickname we gave this cheese because it is inappropriate for public consumption, but it is well-deserving of the name, and it will forever be known as such to us.

Enough of that.  Let’s get back to the fancy! There is a reason they call Paris the City of Light.  That reason is magnified times 1,000 during the holidays.  When we were there, the City was still beautifully dressed for Christmas, and the Christmas markets were still open!

Sorry for the blurry picture, but as you can see, I was standing in the middle of a very busy intersection to get this shot, so…

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SO MUCH SPARKLE!  By the way, any city that hangs enormous twinkling crystal chandeliers outside of buildings and also suspends them in the middle of the streets is my kind of city!

Another wonderful thing about Paris during this time of year are the amazing shop windows that are decorated for the holidays!  The department stores especially go all out (you’ll see what I mean in a moment), and the individual stores, especially the couture stores, have magnificent, interactive window displays that light up, have movable parts, and play music! These are best viewed at night, in all their lit glory!

I mean, who doesn’t need these boots!  Not shown are the mechanical dolls that were singing and dancing in the window next door!

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This Valentino window played the song and the window was cued to light up with the music! window

And this tree! I died!  It is made up entirely of glass balls and is suspended from the ceiling in the literal middle of Galleries Lafayette!

suspended tree

Okay, let us all take a moment to catch our breath from this magical display of fantastic-ness, because this was only DAY ONE people! By the way, the Galleries Lafayette has a roof-top bar with a view, so park your non-retail loving partner here and get to work on the multiple levels of french fashions that are housed within, and do not forget to get your value added tax paperwork (more on that below).  Photo creds go to my mom, who went to Paris four months after we returned:

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rooftop

Day 2:

On Day Two, we hired a private guide to take us all around the city.  She had two jobs:  1) show us all the sites in (almost) every arrondissement in Paris and 2) feed us!  She delivered.

First the sites. Of course we hit the major neighborhoods: the 1st Arrondissement, which contains most of the Paris must-sees, the Tuileries, Pont des Art, Place de Vendôme, and Rue de Rivoli; the 3rd and 4th Arrondissements (The Marais); the 5th Arrondissement (Latin Quarter); the 6th Arrondissement (Saint Germain-des-Prés); the 7th Arrondissement (Eiffel Tower); and the 8th Arrondissement (where the famed and ostentatious Avenue Montaigne (think major couture shopping) is located).  During the tour, we saw sites such as:

The Arc de Triomphe

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The Pont Alexandre III, Paris’s most elegant and grandiose bridge

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opera house

The Moulin Rouge.  We didn’t do the show because the party poopers (a.k.a., everyone but me) didn’t want to, but I have done it in the past, and it is worth experiencing it once.  There is a dinner show or you can just come see the show.  The dinner isn’t great.  It is just okay.  But you get the best seats with this option.  And, BOOK IN ADVANCE, especially for NYE. More on the importance of this below.

moulin rouge

The Sacre Coeur

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Montmartre

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And of course, on this day, we went up the Eiffel Tower.  I cannot begin to express how absolutely imperative it is that you pre-buy entrance tickets to both the Eiffel Tower and to the Louvre Museum.  It literally saves you HOURS of time, especially if you are going during high season.  In fact, it is worth paying for a guide just so that they can get you through the guided entrances of these places.  The lines are UNREAL.  Our guide pre-bought our tickets, which included tickets to go up to the highest level.  Once you get through the line (we literally breezed through), you have to wait in a line to take the lift to the second and third floors (or you can take the stairs; there is no line for that. Good luck with that one!)

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This is the view from the outer portion of the second level looking out onto the Champ de Mars.

view from Eiffel

This is the view from the inside of the second level.  You see that double line down there?  That is the line to get in from the entrance for people who did not pre-buy their tickets.  Keep in mind that this is 2:00 p.m. during low season!  If you take away one thing from this post, please let it be to pre-buy tickets (and not eat that cheese, but more importantly, to pre-buy tickets, a.k.a., skip the line tickets).

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Inside the Eiffel Tower, there are a bunch of shops and restaurants (including one good very highly rated Alain Ducasse restaurant called Le Jules Vern-book in advance and get ready to spend some coin) and even a champagne bar on the third floor! There is also a macaron shop that has an Eiffel Tower replica made of macarons!

macaron eiffel

And now for the food part of the tour!  First, our guide took us to the chicest epicurean food boutique called Fauchon.  In addition to having an amazing display of hand-crafted desserts, macarons, chocolates, a truffle bar, an amazing wine cellar, and the most delicate tea sandwiches that look like edible works of art, they have a tea selection that is literally out of this world.  Teas from all over the globe in the most swoon worthy combinations and fusions, displayed on a wall in the prettiest tins that you ever did see. These make fantastic gifts, and they are only available in Paris.  As in, you can’t order them online.  Trust me, I tried.

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After a quick stop here, we moved on to the original Laduree to devour fresh macarons and more pastries!  Now, you probably think that Laduree makes the best macarons.  I know I did, and let’s be honest, it’s a pretty damn good macaron.  By the way, did you know that the McDonald’s in Paris serves macrons made by Laduree?  I didn’t either.  However, that all changed the moment I discovered the dream that is Pierre Herme.  Trust me, these are the finest macarons that will ever cross your lips.  You will dream of these light fluffy macarons for the rest of your macaron-lovin’ life! More on that later.  Let’s eat Laduree!

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laduree dessert

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Our guide saved the best for last.  Take notes people, because this next gem is worth the trip.  If you even maybe like ice cream then do NOT, I repeat, do NOT, leave Paris without visiting Berthillion.  Berthillon is a French manufacturer and retailer of luxury ice cream and sorbet, with its primary store on the Ile Saint-Louis. If there is such thing as haute couture ice cream, then this is it. It has a menu of the most tantalizing flavors: fig, salted caramel (which is their most famous), pear, coconut, dark chocolate. I literally was losing my mind.

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berthillion sign

When we went there was no line (probably because it was literally 50 degrees outside), but there usually is a line; like a long one.  I borrowed a picture form the internet to show you.  But, trust me, stand in it.  Even if it is an hour long.  The ice cream is that good.

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While there are other shops and restaurants that serve Berthillion’s ice cream, go visit their original location.  It is tiny inside with no place to sit.  You literally order, move down the counter, pay, move down the counter, pick up, and then roll out.

inside berthillion

We were four people.  We ordered six double-scoop (mine was triple!!!) ice creams in cones and cups (get the cone!) just because we couldn’t decide on the flavors. I got pear, fig, and dark chocolate.  We, of course, tried the salted caramel, too, and the coconut.  All of them were phenomenal!

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After all that eating, we needed in a nice, long stroll in one of Paris’s famous public parks.  Now, they may not look like much in the winter, but in the spring, when the flowers are in bloom, they are magical! Here we are in the Jardin du Luxembourg.

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By the way, on this day, we stopped for lunch at L’Opera Restaurant, which is the restaurant located inside the Palais Garnier, which is also a must see as it is stunning inside.  I tried to get tickets to see a show, but none of the ballets running at this time were of interest.  In hindsight, I should’ve just gone anyway because it so grand and beautiful inside (photo creds to my mom’s #travelsquad).

Opera

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And, the restaurant…

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The restaurant served a pretty good three-course pre-fixe menu with wine which was reasonably priced by Paris standards. And, as if this day wasn’t awesome enough, it ended with a couture bang!

You see, every time I go to Europe, I buy myself one (well, mostly just one) swoon worthy handbag (and sometimes some shoes), and for this trip, it was the Celine Belt Bag.  Why do I wait, you ask? Let me tell you why– especially when the dollar is strong against the Euro (like it has been lately and was when I went), buying European designer bags in Europe (or shoes or clothes or perfume or whatever) is cheaper than buying it in the States.  First, the actual ticket price is cheaper.  So, while the large Celine Belt Bag will set you back over $3,000 in the U.S., in Paris, the large is just over 2,000 EU or approximately $2,500 USD.  Second, in the U.S. you pay tax on the bag.  You do too in Europe (it is built into the sticker price), but since you don’t live in the EU (I am, of course, assuming you do not live in the EU), you get your tax back through a glorious program called the V.A.T. (value added tax) global refund program. Consider it an additional percentage discount! The rate of return differs by country and there is a minimum that you must spend in each store to qualify (p.s., this only works on NEW goods, and not on the goods sold in the fab Parisian consignment shops) but in France, the VAT is about 20% and the minimum spend is 175 EU. Also, if you use a credit card on which you accumulate points, you are winning all around.  I like to use one that does not charge foreign transactions fees and, unlike American Express, is universally accepted.  My favorite is the Capital One Venture Card. TIP: Make sure you call your credit card companies before you travel to let them know exactly when and exactly where (as in each city and the date you will be in each) you will be traveling so that 1) they don’t stop your card and 2) they monitor for fraud after you have left.

There are some other important rules. First, you must ask for the paperwork at the time of purchase.  For the retailer to complete the paperwork they will need your passport or a photo of it (bring the photo!). They should give you a form with your receipt and you will need both at the airport.  Rarely, you will find a store that processes VAT in the store.  I have yet to come across such an establishment.  Second, retailers choose whether to participate in the VAT-refund program, so look for the sign or ask!  Third, the official rule is that you must present the new, unworn item with the documents at the VAT office at the last point of exit from the EU, regardless of where you made your purchases, so if you are traveling around Europe, make sure you know which countries are and are not in the EU (for example, Switzerland, Norway, and Turkey are not in the EU).  This part becomes tricky.  In Paris, it is a breeze. The VAT office is located near the Air France counters as soon as you walk into the airport, so BEFORE you check your luggage and pass through security.  Make sure to leave PLENTY of time to get through as there are LONG lines of mostly Asian women who bought up all the couture in Europe.  When it is your turn, present your passport and the item with the document, get your stamp, fill out the document, seal it, and drop it in the box.  Now you can check your bags and go home. Your refund should post to your card within two billing cycles, unless the retailer works with a refund service, like Global Blue.  In that case, you can visit their offices inside the airport, and they’ll give you your refund in cash on the spot, for a small percentage fee.

If the VAT office is located in the secure area (i.e., after you check your bags and go through security), you must carry the item on with you.  For me this is never a problem as I always carry on new, expensive purchases. Also, most of the European airports have fantastic duty free shopping inside the international terminals which avoids this entire mess!  The only problem is that the stores are smaller (I have yet to see a Celine, but all other major houses are represented- Chanel, Prada, Gucci, Hermes, etc.) and selections within them are limited. Anyway, happy shopping, and check out my new bag!

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Day 3:

It’s NYE day, and we set this day aside to explore the Louvre (with our pre-bought, skip the line tickets as per above).  Quick note here, check the holiday hours for the sites you are visiting if you go around Christmas, New Year’s, or a national holiday of that country.  While the Louvre was open on NYE day, it was closed on actual New Year’s day (but the Musee D’Orsay was not!).  Also, you should know, that even with the skip-the-line tickets, you will still stand in line. Likely a long line.  Not as long as the regular line, but still pretty long- at least 45 minutes (and that was in slow season). Even if you get there before they open. Because of this, and the sheer size of the museum, it is wise to take a guided tour.  Then, you really skip the line! We got lucky and found some friends we made the night before already in line and they were kind enough to let us in, and we took them up on it because when we got there way before 9:00 a.m., the line looked something like this photo borrowed from the internet:

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See that entrance right inside the pyramid.  That is where you skip the line.  Ridiculous.  But, no worries if you don’t want a guide and can’t find line friends.  I have some secret entrances for you.  Mind you, the one I tried to use was closed that day (of course!!), but maybe you will have better luck! I found this on the internet and inserted it into the itinerary I made for myself.  I am also including a list of the most important works to see in each wing:

ALTERNATIVE ENTRANCES:

For pre-purchased tickets, use Passage Richelieu, just off the Rue de Rivoli across from the Palais Royal-Musée du Louvre métro station.

Take the Métro to Palais Royal/Musée du Louvre. Enter the museum from underground—directly from the Métro station.

For shorter line, try the Carrousel du Louvre, which can be accessed off the Rue de Rivoli or by going down the external stairs to either side of the Arc de Triomphe du Carrousel.  This is not for pre-purchased tickets, but is an alternative to the top. Enter the shopping mall, go down the elevator and the Louvre entrance is to the left.

Porte des Lions entrance provides direct access to the Arts of Africa, Asia, Oceania, and the Americas, but it is only open sporadically, and not at all on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Friday. The Porte des Lions is in the SouthWestern wing of the Louvre just before the Jardin des Tuileries. If you’re at the Louvre with your back to the Pyramid and facing the Arc de Triomphe du Carrousel (the little Arc de Triomphe) walk across the street, under the Arch and then turn to your left.  Go to the across the grass and follow the Louvre wall almost to the far end of the Louvre.  Look for the arched doorway with the lioness statues flanking it. (see map below)

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MAP OF ALL ENTRANCES:

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WORKS TO SEE WITH LOCATIONS:

DENNON WING

Da Vinci: Mona Lisa (First Floor) Where: Denon Wing, 1st floor, Hall 6; Virgin and Child with Saint Anne.

Veronese: Wedding Feast at Cana (in Mona Lisa Room). Where: Denon Wing, 1st floor, Hall 6

Consecration of Emperor Napoleon I (in Mona Lisa Room).

Daniele Da Volterra: The Battle of David and Goliath. Look in the center of the corridor. The surprising feature about this painting is that it can be looked at from the back, kind of like a sculpture! Where: Denon Wing, 1st Floor, Hall 8

Botticelli: Frescoes (Venus and the Three Graces Presenting Gifts to a Young Woman).

The Winged Victory of Samothrace (top of the staircase)

Michelangelo’s The Dying Slave and Rebellious Slave are on the ground floor sculpture gallery.

Greek, Etruscan, & Roman Antiquities: Venus de Milo (at the intersection of the Denon Wing and the Sully Wing).

19th century French Paintings: Delacroix’s Victory Leading the People. Where: Denon Wing, 1st Floor, Hall 77

SULLY WING Greek, Etruscan, & Roman Antiquities: Venus de Milo (Ground Floor at the intersection of the Denon Wing and the Sully Wing).

Sphinx

Hermaphrodite; Where: Sully Wing, Ground Floor, Hall 17

The Statue of Aïn Ghazal- oldest work in the Louvre; Where: Sully Wing, Ground Floor, Hall D

A small gathering of beautiful impressionist paintings by masters such as Monet, Degas, Pissarro and Sisley! Where: Sully Wing, 2nd Floor, Hall C

 

RICHELIEU WING

 

No big name works, but has 2 sculpture gardens on the ground and lower floors (housing the Marly Horses) and Napoleon III’s apartment on the first floor.

Second floor of the Richelieu wing has many works from master painters such as Rubens and Rembrandt. Some of the most notable works are the Lacemaker from Jan Vermeer and the Virgin of Chancellor Rolin, a 15th century work by the Flemish painter Jan van Eyck.

Lunch possibility: Café Marly  located in the Richelieu wing of the Louvre. Dine indoors or on the terrace.

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Also, check the websites of each museum you plan to visit. Each museum is closed one day of the week and is open late on at least one night of the week.  The lines tend to be better with later entrance times, and the galleries start closing 30 minutes prior to the museum’s closing time.  For example, the Louvre is closed on Tuesdays, but is open until 9:45 p.m. on Wednesdays and Fridays. Here are the highlights from our visit:

Louvre highlights

But the best part was lunch!  There is an Angelina’s Cafe inside the Louvre Museum, located in the Richelieu wing just outside the Napoleon III apartments.  Angelina’s is known for their pastries and their famous hot chocolate!

angelina sweets

Did you know that if you spent one minute looking at each of the 35,000 works of art exhibited in the Louvre, it would take you 64 days? What’s my point?  Have a plan!  You wont see it all, so prioritize what you want to see or take a guided tour of the highlights.  While the Louvre is certainly the most visited museum in the entire world, it is not my favorite in Paris (I am a fan of French Impressionism, think Van Gogh, Monet, Pissaro, Degas, Sisley, and Renoir).  The Louvre has more Renaissance era works, which Chad loves.

After your visit you have a few options (that is, if you still have stamina!).  You can access the Arc de Triomphe via the underground footpath, you can visit the mall and food court in the basement of the Louvre, or you can (and I suggest this option) exit the museum, walk through the Jardin des Tuileries, and find the Musee de L’Orangerie  on your left, which rarely has a line and which houses two rooms of panoramic walls covered with Monet’s Water Lilies.  This often overlooked gem is a must see – Monet himself designed the exhibition halls in Musee de L’Orangerie for optimal presentation and viewing of these specific works – and you can get through the entire exhibit in under 30 minutes.  It is fantastic, and these pictures don’t come close to doing them any justice!
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After concluding our visit, Google maps told me we were mere steps (this turned out to be a little bit of a lie; I think Mr. Google meant blocks!) from a Christian Louboutin (my favorite shoes!), so we popped in for a visit to the store on Rue du Faubourg, and found a ferris wheel of shoes! By the way, don’t be surprised if you have to wait in line to get in.  Indeed, you should be surprised if you DON’T wait in line, especially for the original store.  They only let a few people at a time (about 5 to 6, depending on sales person availability) and you are assigned to a personal shopper while you are there. CL

In case you were wondering what my sister and her fiance were up to on this day, let me show you:

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engage tower

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engage bridge color

They were taking their engagement photos!  This was a great idea on my part, and I am taking full credit! There are many photographers that do this.  It costs about 300 EU for the photo session, and you pick three locations.  You also get all the rights to your photos on a CD and an online gallery.  Turn around time is two to three weeks.  If you want to hire day-of hair and make-up people to come to your hotel, that will run you (approximately) another 300 EU.

By now it was time to get back to get ready for our NYE dinner at the Michelin starred, Le Violon d’Ingres, which was one of the only decently priced pre-fixe menu splurge restaurants (relatively speaking for Paris) that I could find (at approximately 400 EU per couple), and trust me, I tried hard (one place wanted 1,200 EU PER PERSON WITHOUT ALCOHOL!).  The food was great, the ambiance was nice, and the service was attentive.

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This was the 1200 EU option:

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We rang in the New Year in what we were told was a fairly subdued celebration considering the tragedy that had recently occurred in this city.

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Day 4:

There is nothing like starting the New Year off with a little travel and a little culture, so that is what we set out to do today. While most sites and restaurants were closed today, the Musee D’Orsay was not.  So, with pre-purchased tickets in hand, we waltzed right through the doors as soon as they opened! You can get through this museum in about two to three hours, depending on how much time you spend in each gallery.

The famous clock is located on the third floor just outside of the main exhibition halls that have many works from Monet, Renoir, Degas, and Pissaro.

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A former train station, this is the most architecturally beautiful museum in Paris, in my opinion.

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Highlights from the third floor collections include:

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Dorsay highlights

If you love Van Gogh, like I do, then don’t miss this museum as the entire side of one of the wings on the second floor is pretty much dedicated to his work:

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One of the only other things open and available to do on NYE day was a dinner cruise along the Seine River.  Yes, this is a little touristy, but it was a nice way to see the sites lit up at night and get a different perspective of the city.  Also, after much research, we determined that this company ran the best tour with the best food: La Calife.dinner cruise

dinnrt cruise food

While we were there, we learned about another cool dining on the go experience called Bustronome.  Apparently, it is a high-end double decker bus with a panoramic glass roof.  They serve you a three-course lunch or dinner while driving you by the sites of Paris.  Some friends we met (you know, the ones that let us cut the line at the Louvre) told us about it.  They had done it, and said it was fantastic.  You must book in advance, though.  Lunch is about 65 EU and dinner is about 100 EU.

Day 5: 

It’s our last day in Paris, and we wanted to make the most of it, so we started it off with a visit to the Picasso Museum with our pre-bought tickets. There was no line, and we got right in.  Here are some highlights:

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Picasso

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The best part about this museum (which you can get through in about two hours), is that it is located in/close to the Marais District, which is my personal favorite.  There are tons of beautiful local shops, cute little local restaurants, and this is Paris’s perfume district. This district is also a short Uber ride (that’s right, Uber, which is readily available in Paris and a great way to get around the City.  You just need wi-fi and your app.  If you are like me, you travel with your own wi-fi hot spot!) away from rue du Bac, which they should just rename to Sugar Heaven Avenue because we came upon a dessert mirage on this tiny street!

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Now, if you have a sweet tooth, pay attention to this next part:

sweets

The absolute best macarons I have ever tasted, with the most interesting flavor combinations I have seen, come from here:

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If you like chocolate, boy are you in luck because right next door is Pierre Marcolini luxury chocolates:

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But across the street is where the real gem is.  It’s called Chocolat Chapon, and it has a chocolate mousse bar made from chocolate from around the world!

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But maybe chocolate isn’t your thing.  I mean, I don’t get it, but you are entitled to your own taste.  So, if that is the case, then do not miss Aux Merveilleux de Fred, the fanciest and most decadent meringues and cream puffs ever. Not only is the shop gorgeous, but the puffs are heavenly! Sorry about the blurry picture, but I was in a sugar coma at this point so it looked clear to me!

merengue store

Here is a better shot from the internet:

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By then end of the day, we literally couldn’t move.  We ate so much.  But, we had one last stop to make, and if you love Monet, you will not want to miss this museum: Musee Marmottan Monet.  They have a basement FULL of Monet!  You can skip the upper floors and just go straight to the basement.  It will take you about 30 minutes to get through the whole thing, and it is time well-spent.

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Alas, our trip came to an end, but if we had some more time, here are a few day trips that we would have definitely done: a day tour to Normandy, a day tour to the Palace of Versailles, a day tour to Monet’s garden at Giverny, a day tour to Paris’s champagne region, and a day trip to Avignon and Provence (during lavender season, of course!).  My mom did the first three, and here are some highlights from her trip:

Normandy:

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Palace of Versailles:

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Giverny:

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So, where are Chad and I off to this year to ring in 2017? Well, I guess you will just have to come back and find out! But, I will tell you one thing, it is already planned and partially booked!  Until then, arvoir and bon voyage to you!

 

Memorial Day Weekend: A Guide To Shopping In South Florida

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Aaahh, Memorial Day.  Beach, sun, fun, BBQs, and the most epic sales known to the retail world, second only to Black Friday (my personal favorite retail holiday)! When you live in a destination location, like South Florida, three-day weekends means that a whole lot of people flood your city from all over the country, especially on Memorial Day weekend, which, for the past 15-years, has also been known as Urban Beach Weekend.

Urban Beach Weekend is a hip-hop festival held in South Beach that attracts over 250,000 visitors!  Visitors come for the beach, the nightlife/music, the restaurants, but also for the shopping.  Walk into any mall during this weekend, and you will understand what I am talking about.  And, quite frankly, I can’t blame them. I would argue that South Florida has some of the best shopping in our great nation.  First, we have pretty much every major department store, designer boutique, and retail store that you can think of.  Second, they tend to be nicely collected in one beautiful (most of the time air-conditioned) location so that you don’t have to traverse the city to shop.  Third, we here in South Florida are not afraid of color, so you won’t just find all-black like you tend to in some other cities (I’m talking about you, New York).  Finally, we have one of the lowest sales tax rates in the country: 7% in Miami-Dade County (Miami) and 6% in Broward County (Fort Lauderdale).  In case you were wondering, the sales tax in Palm Beach County is also 6%.

So, with that in mind, I though it would be helpful to put together a quick guide to shopping in South Florida.  By the way, if you ask Chad, he would tell you that I am an expert on this subject, and I would probably have to agree with him.  This is by no means an exclusive guide, as you cannot shop the whole of South Florida in just one weekend.  Rather, these are the highlights.  The must hits for every visitor, whether you are looking for high-end, mid-range, or a bargain.

Let’s begin with fancy, shall we?

Bal Harbour, interior luxury retail, tropical fish pond

If you would like to shop a collection of luxury, high-end designers, then look no further than Miami’s iconic Bal Harbour Shops.  This is Miami’s answer to Rodeo Drive.  In 2012, the International Council of Shopping Centers described Bal Harbour as the single most productive shopping center in the world! In the WORLD, people!

More than likely, you will not find great deals here, although the outdoor, luxury mall is capped by two high-end department stores, Neiman-Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue, which do run Memorial Day Sales.  My personal advice is to always buy at a department store rather than the designer’s namesake shop for many reasons that I will discuss below, but chief among them is the return policy and the fact that the department stores are way more likely to mark merchandise down.

If you are coming here, you are coming to splurge!  Apart from the department stores, the mostly affordable boutique here is probably Tory Burch.  After that, you are in the heaven that is Chanel, Gucci, Prada, and, coming soon Aquazzura! You can find a store directory here. At Bal Harbour, you pay for everything, including the parking at $3.00, but if you buy something or eat at one of the restaurants, the store or restaurant will validate your parking.  That doesn’t mean it’s free; that just means it’s reduced to I think (and don’t quote me on this) $1.50.  Or since you read this blog post, you now know that you can go to Saks and validate your parking your self at the door on the first floor or ask one of the lovely sales people at the cosmetics counter to do it for you without having to make a purchase! You are welcome.

As you may imagine, shopping here is, well, let’s just call it an experience.  The people watching is literally beyond.  As in, it is epic.  First of all, people get decked out to shop here.  It’s like Miami Fashion Week at the mall!  Second, you can see the handiwork of the world’s plastic surgeons all in one place.  Seriously, the International Board of Cosmetic Surgery should hold their conference here.  Third, you will see an inordinate amount of the following: 1) sugar daddies, 2) dogs in strollers, and 3) nannies in like an actual uniform.  Finally, the parking lot is like an exotic luxury car show.

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But, it’s not all kitten and rainbows at Bal Harbour.  In 2013, a few of the luxury brands (like Louis Vuitton, Hermes, and Cartier) closed up shop in Bal Harbour and headed south to the Miami Design District, which quickly became the new IT place to be and shop luxury.  You can read all about it here or here. In addition to having one of the finest collection of home and design stores, the Miami Design District is also home to some of the world’s premium luxury brands, like Christian Louboutin (a personal favorite), Celine (another personal favorite), Hermes, Louis Vuitton, and Dior.  Many of the stores here also have boutiques in Bal Harbour, like Prada and Tiffany & Co. and many of the boutiques in Bal Harbour do not have stores in the Miami Design District, at least not yet.

In my opinion, the vibe in the Miami Design District is just cooler and not as pretentious.  First, it is not a traditional mall.  Rather it is a collection of independent stores that span a few city blocks.  It has more of an urban feel.  There is both garage and metered street parking which you can pay for with an app on your phone.  The area is covered in local street art and wall murals, which are amazing and ever-changing.  There are also a lot of new art installations all around town, like the picture above, so that you are surrounded by art while you shop.  And, the restaurant choices are fantastic, like Michael’s Genuine Food and Drink and Mandolin Aegean Bistro. The people here are a mixed crowd of well-heeled locals and tourists, hipsters, and the artsy folks. The Miami Design District is also a stone’s throw away from Wynwood, Miami’s art and craft beer district, and Midtown Miami, a retail and residential mixed use district.

If  were a tourist in Miami, I would spend an entire day and night between the Miami Design District and Wynwood because there is literally something for everyone here, and I will do a future post on just this district, but, remember, it’s Memorial Day Weekend, and we are here to shop, so onward we go to a place that I am very fond of because I grew up in this mall and I got my very first job in this mall, the Aventura Mall.

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If you only had time to shop just one of South Florida’s many outlets for retail therapy, I would choose the Aventura Mall. I am basically a (self-proclaimed) expert at malls.  I have been to a lot of malls all over the country and the world, and I can say that none really compare.  The Aventura Mall is not just a mall, it’s a destination in and of itself.  It has six restaurants with another on the way, 9 bistros and cafes to choose from, 4 coffee and tea options, 5 dessert options, and this does not include its food court, which is currently undergoing a major overhaul. It has a full service (members only) gym, 2 full service beauty salons (plus a retail shop where men can get a hot shave), Miami’s best full service car wash on property, foreign currency exchange services, rental car services, a 24-theater movie theater, an indoor playground for kids, multiple valet services (this is in addition to its multiple parking option on both surface lots and in multi-level garages), and a concierge service.  And we haven’t even touched on the retail options yet.  Oh, and as if this wasn’t enough, by late 2017 this mall is about to get even more epic because it is currently undergoing a major expansion that will include a new three-level, 315,000 square-foot retail wing which will include several destination restaurants, more than three dozen retail stores, a new food hall with indoor/outdoor seating, a rooftop terrace, a VIP concierge area perfect for private dinners and events, and another multi-level parking garage. Are you beginning to understand my love affair with this mall?  An entire city exists (the City of Aventura) basically because of this mall.

There are currently 6 department stores, 3 of which are worth mentioning: a Macy’s (one just for women and one for men and home furnishings), a Bloomingdale’s (my personal favorite), and a Nordstrom (a strong second favorite). But that is not all.  It has pretty much every retail store you could want in a mall from Louis Vuitton and Fendi on the high end, to JCrew and Anthropologie in the mid range, to H&M and Forever XXI on the more affordable side as well as everything in between. You can find a full store directory here.

I would be remiss if I did not, at this point, impart on you some of my general personal shopping advice (secrets, even) and some tips which are specific to this mall. First, if you are not a Florida resident, all you have to do is show your passport (for our foreign visitors) or your non-Florida driver’s license and stores like Macy’s and Bloomingdale’s give you a Visitor’s Savings Pass, good for 10% off everything you buy.  And now, we come to the part where I will explain to you why department store shopping is always better than shopping at retail stores, including outlet stores. Department stores are ALWAYS the cheaper option.  Why? Because they buy in bulk and they move merchandise so there is ALWAYS a sale. ALWAYS. Even when it doesn’t look like a sale is going on, there’s a sale.  Here’s is what you need to do.

Tip No.1: Never (unless it’s an emergency, in which case see below on how to fix this later) pay full price at a department store.  Befriend a sales associate in your favorite department.  He or she will call you for events and pre-sales.  I used to have a gem at Bloomies.  I would come in and pick out all the full price merchandise that I loved and even try it on to make sure.  She would stow away my size, and then the minute a sale hit, I would get a call. Sometimes, I didn’t even have to go to the store.  She would just ring it up over the phone and send it my way with free shipping.

Tip No. 2: If you shop at a particular department store a lot, consider opening up their credit card. You get points for every dollar spent on regular everyday purchases and power points in the store, plus perks like free gift wrapping.  Once you accumulate a certain number of points, they send you gift cards good for in-store purchases. Some department stores, like Nordstrom, allow you to join their loyalty program without opening their store card.  This means you can accumulate points on any card you want (like the card that gives you travel rewards) and still get in-store perks and rewards that lead to gift card redeemable in the store.  Also, a little note on the gift cards– they have an expiration date by which you need to use them, but if yours expires and you haven’t used it, just go to customer service and most likely, they will reactivate it for you. I know that this is the case in Bloomingdale’s.

Tip No. 3: COUPONS, people.  Use them!  When you have the store’s card, they send you coupons.  Sometimes you get them without having the card. For example, at Macy’s, they always have a 20% coupon offer.  You are supposed to present the coupon when you purchase something, but more often than not, there is one available at the register, so if you forgot yours, just ask the associate to apply theirs.  You can use the coupon regardless of what card you are using to pay.  Also, if you have the coupon, you can use it all day on all purchases in the store.  Even if something is already on sale, you can still use the coupon for an additional 20% off.  I will not get into splitting up a transaction to maximize your coupon savings because, quite frankly, that is master class shit, and I am throwing a lot of knowledge your way right now.

Tip No. 4: Always ask about a pre-sale because chances are that one is going on.  That means that the store will apply a future sale to your purchase with the caveat that you cannot pick up the item until the sale actually starts.  Even if something is already on sale, you can usually still apply a pre-sale offer.

Tip No. 5:  If you see something you bought even cheaper the next time you are there have it adjusted.  Most of  the time, all you need is the receipt.  If it is within 30 days (and sometimes after 30 days, please refer to Tip No. 1), they will adjust it. If its Nordstrom, you are in luck.  Nordstrom has the best return policy ever. They will take back anything you buy from there at any time, even if its worn and even if its from two years ago.  They literally have the best return policy hands down.

Tip No. 6:  Don’t see your size?  That is okay, ask a sales associate to order it for you and get it shipped to your home for free.

I can go on and on, but these are just some of the reasons why you should basically only shop at department stores.  That being said, everyone loves a good outlet mall (despite recent debate about whether these malls actually offer a better deal), and, up next, I have got the best one for you.

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Sawgrass Mills is the largest outlet shopping destination in the United States.  It has more than 350 stores in an enclosed, air conditioned and climate controlled mall.  It is located just 30 minutes from Miami International Airport and 15 minutes from Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport.  It also has The Colonnade Outlets, which is fairly newly expanded, outdoor, and high-end with over 40 exclusive outlets not found anywhere else in South Florida including Burberry, Diane von Furstenberg, GUCCI, Jimmy Choo, Prada, Salvatore Ferragamo Company Store, Tory Burch and Versace.  A complete store directory can be found here. Notable department stores include Bloomingdale’s, Neiman Marcus Last Call, Saks Fifth Avenue Off Fifth, Nordstrom Rack, and, coming soon, Century 21.  I’m not going to lie, during our season (approximately October to April) and during the holidays, this mall is a literal madhouse.  Parking is a nightmare (seriously, just take Uber), and there are people EVERYWHERE with suitcases that they fill up and truck out.  There are entire tour buses that bring tourists here to shop, so pack you patience when visiting.  But, if you can get past all of that, you can usually find some pretty good deals, especially on Black Friday.

So that’s it folks.  That is the best of the best of South Florida shopping.  I hope you found this guide helpful, and may the retail gods bestow upon you a fab parking spot and even better deals! In the interest of full disclosure, all of the photos used in this post are stock photos from the internet, so no need to compliment my awesome photo taking skills, at least not on this post!

 

A Bachelorette Weekend In San Francisco: The City By The Bay

 

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Once a upon a time, on a weekend in May, three blondes and three brunettes boarded a plane and made their way to the City By The Bay.

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You see, one of the brunettes was going to get married (we tried to convince her to do it in this bargain dress we found in a window in China Town, but she refused), and the other ladies wanted her to have one last fling before the ring, so after much discussion, the ladies settled on San Francisco.

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The following is the tale of their adventures and a guide on how to plan an epic bachelorette weekend in San Francisco.

Let me just start by saying that I am so glad we settled on San Francisco for my sister’s bachelorette weekend for a few reasons: first, I had never been to San Fran, and I always wanted to go, 2) the weather is always gorgeous, and 3) if you are foodie (like me), then San Fran is the place to be because it is a gastronomical playground!  The only con was that we did not have enough time to do (and eat) everything we wanted.  That being said, if you are looking for a great girl’s weekend, a romantic long weekend, or an awesome bachelorette weekend spot, look no further.

DAY ONE:

Upon arrival on a Thursday morning, we checked into our Union Square boutique hotel and set out to fill our bellies. But first, a little bit about the hotel and the area in which it is located.  Union Square is San Francisco’s shopping district.  Within mere blocks of our hotel were store-lined streets– everything from high-end shops (like Jimmy Choo, Goyard, and Dior), mid-range shops (like BCBG, Zara, and Lululemon), and department stores (like Saks and Nordstrom).  If you live in a big city like Miami or New York, the shops are the same as the ones you have back home, but it’s still fun to shop in other cities!  If you live in a smaller town, like Baton Rouge, where one of the girls on our trip was from, this is a nice excuse to get some shopping done in a place that maybe has more options than your hometown.  In any case, there are some things you should know about shopping in San Fran: first, the sales tax is 8.75% which is higher than our sales tax down here in South Florida, and second, the stores in San Fran charge you 10 cents per shopping bag!  That’s right ladies, 10 cents per shopping bag!  I was wondering why the sales clerks kept asking us if we wanted a bag.  Like, duh, what are we supposed to do with our goodies?!? Carry them around town in our hands?  So, I finally asked.  A nice sales clerk advised us that the city of San Fran passed a law requiring stores to charge for bags in order to reduce the impact to the environment caused by disposable bags.  Being a lawyer, this intrigued me, so I looked it up, and wouldn’t you know, there is such a law, and it is called the Checkout Bag Ordinance.  So, my advice to you is that if you think you are going to do some damage, bring your own canvas tote or buy one large shopping bag and stuff that sucker like a stocking on Christmas! Of course, this would not deter us, and we would be back to help boost the local economy in an environmentally friendly way, but first, let’s eat!

Our first stop, was a place called Marlowe, which was recommended to us.  I sometimes worry about taking recommendations from other people unless I know that they are just as discerning as me when it comes to food.  You know they are going to ask you afterwards what you thought, and if you are like me (brutally honest) and you didn’t think it was that great, it could get a little awkward.  Also, I eat a pretty strict diet during the week– no carbs, no sugar, no dairy, and basically no fun.   When the weekend rolls around or I am on vacation, I want to splurge on my calories wisely. I don’t want to waste them on mediocre food.  Finally, I am a food snob. There, I said it!  The dining experiences that just knock my socks off are few and far between.

Back to Marlowe.  Upon first glance, the lunch menu seemed limited and had a heavy Southern flair to it, which is funny because we couldn’t geographically be further from the South and because we were bringing an actual Southerner (and a Southerner by marriage) to the joint, but the reviews were great so we decided to give her a shot.  The restaurant is small, but very cute.

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I have a thing with tile, and I loved the tiled walls and floors, and, in particular, the mosaic at the front door, but we didn’t come to admire the decor. We were hangry at this point, so we just started ordering.  We started with the crispy brussel sprout chips and the chicken fried okra.  Both were small dishes, but both were very good, so they did not last long.  Now, my understanding is that they are known for their burger, and we ordered the burger and it was good, but, in my opinion, the warm open faced deviled egg sandwich is not properly appreciated.  This dish was a party in your mouth! It had eggs, bacon, cheese, and pickled jalapenos on top of a warm toasted crusty bread.  It was delicious.  I wanted to order another. I want one right now.

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Isn’t she a beauty? You can get it with salad or fries, and I opted for salad because I knew I was in for a diet-busting weekend.  Plus, we were about to enter a sweet sugar haven: Sugarfina, a luxury candy boutique!

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This is not your run-of-the-mill candy store.  It really is a boutique with candies displayed in the most beautiful way.  It reminds me of the confectioneries you would find in the Marais District in Paris. It’s like a fairy-tale candy dreamland!

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They are best known for their champagne gummy bears, which are imported from Germany and made with Dom Pérignon Vintage Champagne.  I almost felt guilty about visiting this sugar paradise without Chad.  He would’ve been weak in the knees and overwhelmed by the sheer selection of treats.  But, since I am the #BestWifeEver, I put together a little tasting box for him and filled it with the Champagne Bears, the Pale Ale Pints (beer flavored gummies that are also imported from Germany), the S’mores (marshmallows covered with chocolate and graham crackers), and the Athena Black Cherries (black cherries dipped in superfine dark chocolate and coated with a thin candy shell, which are imported from the island of Ios in Greece). Once we were able to pry ourselves away from this heaven, we split up because half of us had to distract the bride (i.e., go shopping), while the other half had to get to work (i.e., prepare the bachelorette suite)!

Before dinner, we decided to have a little bachelorette fun at our hotel.  This required hours of advance planning, numerous consultations with Etsy and Pinterest, the bible of ideas for such occasions, and an entire checked luggage.  Mindy, our resident expert on all things Southern, advised that all brides had to have a proper lingerie shower so that the bride would be ready for the honeymoon, and, just like that, our theme was born!  But we did a combo lingerie shower/panty party.  Some of our significant others back home were disappointed to learn that this did not mean that we dressed up in lingerie and had a pillow fight, but there was plenty of glitter!

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I bet you are wondering what is inside those cute little Kate Spade totes.  Well, wonder no more.  Here is what’s inside:

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Since we were going to Napa the next day, I loaded that bag with snacks, our itinerary in a frame which could later be used to house our favorite memory from the trip, travel sized toiletries, an “Oh-Shit Kit” (which is basically a hangover survival kit.  You know, Advil, Alka-Seltzer, etc.), ponytails, and a little bottle of champagne covered in glitter to get the party started!

Here is what the panty line looked like.  These panties track the stages of life and are supposed to last you a lifetime.  This helpful poem will give you an idea of how it works!

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Now, all we needed was our bride-to-be!

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Cheers to a successful lingerie shower/panty party, but its dinner time! By the way, if you want to sip some of the best and sweetest rose ever, do yourself a favor and pick up this bottle of angel nectar:

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Those who know me, know that I am not a drinker.  As in, I don’t drink.  I don’t have a religious or health reason for it.  I just don’t like the taste of alcohol, so I don’t drink it.  I’ll give you a minute to recuperate.  To me, all of it tastes bitter and unpleasant.  Don’t get me wrong, there are very few alcoholic beverages that I will tolerate, but they are usually super sweet, like ports, ice wines, or plum wine. But, sometimes I don’t even like those, and after a few sips, I am tired of drinking them.  But this pink dream right here might have changed my mind. In fact, all of the girls (some who are winos or stiff alcohol drinkers and beer drinkers) agreed that this was one of the best rose wines that they had ever had. Whenever six women agree on anything it’s a miracle!

I did some research on it to find out why it was so fantastic and this is what I learned: Bugey Cerdon is made around the town of Cerdon within the Bugey region in France; it is the only sparkling rose which is made in the “methode ancestrale”  which means spontaneous fermentation in the bottle; the style of rose they make is unique to that area; it is made mostly from the Gamay grape; and it has a low alcohol content, which is probably why I loved it so much.  The taste is sweet, fruity, and floral.  Trust me, it’s yet another party in your mouth.  It is not expensive, but it is hard to find. We stumbled upon it in a local craft spirits market in San Francisco, but I have since had to search the internet far and wide to order a few bottles.

Okay, back to dinner.  Literally everyone that I consulted with about our San Francisco trip told me that we HAD to eat at The Slanted Door, a modern Vietnamese style restaurant.  And so we did.  By the way, you HAVE to make reservations if you want to eat here.  The restaurant is located in the Ferry Building, so it makes for a nice view, especially at night (see below), and it was packed!

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It’s a small(ish) share plate concept restaurant where you order for the table and the food comes out as it is ready.  We ordered from the raw bar, a few appetizers, some rolls,  a couple of meat, poultry, and seafood dishes, a vegetable dish, and some rice, so basically the whole menu.  The food was delicious!

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At the end, they bring a big blob of cotton candy out for the whole table, and who doesn’t love cotton candy?

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By the time we were done with dinner, we were beat! It had been a long day of travel and running around with a three-hour time difference for us East Coast girls.  Plus, we had to rise and shine pretty early the next day because we were on our way to Wine Country!

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DAY TWO:

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On our second day, we took a day-trip out to Napa Valley and to Sonoma.  While this is definitely do-able in a day (it’s a little over an hour away from San Fran), it is a quick trip.  If you have the time, I would spend a couple nights here because it is so pretty and there is a lot to see (and so many places to eat!), even if you don’t drink, like me! In my opinion, the best way to do this is to hire a car service or private tour company to plan the itinerary for you.  It is a little more expensive, but totally worth it.  They have a lot more knowledge about the region and relationships with the wineries.  As a result, they can make your reservations for you and plan out the trip in an order that makes sense.  Many of the wineries do not accept walk-ins.  Also, they can tailor your experience to your preferences.  For example, we asked to visit smaller, more local boutique wineries.  If you want to do some of the higher-end wineries, private guides are definitely the way to go.  The good guides will also make your lunch reservations for you! Apparently, Napa is pretty strict with DUIs, which is another reason to leave the driving to someone else.  So, with all that in mind and because none of us wanted to tackle the logistics and the driving, we hired Myles from Timeless Napa Wine Tours, and we were glad we did! He was very responsive and helpful in our pre-trip planning, he took care of all of the details for us (including picking up a few wine shipment boxes to bring with us!), and on the day of, he showed up right on time with a smile, a good sense of humor, and a stocked Mercedes sprinter van (drinks, music, phone charges, the works!) to get these bachelorettes to wine country!  If you are thinking about hiring him too, you tell him I sent you, and I am sure he will take great care of you!

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Myles was ready with rose mimosas, and we were off on a very scenic drive through wine country!  By the way, by the end of the day, I had a new appreciation for the phrase “Rose All Day!”  I am pretty sure it originated here.

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But, before we got on our way, Myles made a little pit-stop so we could take a gander at that Golden Gate Bridge!

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Okay, wine time! Napa sort of reminded me of the Tuscan region in Italy.  Don’t get me wrong, Tuscany has Napa beat in terms of scenery, but Napa ain’t too shabby.

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Our first stop was to a small boutique winery called Porter Family Vineyards. We were greeted with a little rose.

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And then we were given a tour of the beautiful grounds and their cellar.

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And then it was tasting time!  The nice thing about this place is that they do their tastings in private rooms inside the cellars so you are only with your own group.

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While the other girls tasted, I ate all their cheese, crackers, and chocolates! It’s only fair.  I poured all my wine into their glasses! When we were done, all the ordering was done right in the tasting room.  The best thing about this place is that they sell a fully padded, collapsible, and reusable wine luggage that had a strap and wheels and holds 12 bottles of wine for only $60.  Seriously, this thing is genius.  I’d like to meet the crafty lush who invented this! I wish I had one when we went to the Stellenbosch and Constantia wine regions in South Africa, the Tuscan region of Italy, in Paris, and when we visited wineries in Santorini and Crete!  See where I am going with this–  you buy it once, pack it in your suitcase, and then save boatloads on shipping wines back or buying extra luggage or overweight luggage fees, and you don’t have to worry about the bottles breaking in your stuff!  This was the only winery we visited that sold such a contraption, and even the gate agent at Jet Blue was impressed by it.  Had we known we were going to buy so many wines (enough to fill three of these bad boys!), we would’ve bought two more.  The only con is that they don’t seem to sell it online, but you can get something similar here.

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Once we had petted all the property dogs, Myles loaded us up and whisked us off to our next winery, giving us a tour of downtown Napa and Yountville along the way.  Up next was an artisanal family winery called Bell Wine Cellars.

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We were again greeted with more rose and the sommelier who would be showing us around the property.

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This winery had a bit more of a commercial feel.  The entrance and wine shop were very nicely appointed.  They took you to see their large vats, their storage room, and the vineyards, but there were several other large groups there touring at the same time, so it did not feel as intimate as the first place. But, the property was beautiful, and our tasting was held outside on the patio next to the vineyards.

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While at the first winery the girls tasted reds, here, they tasted whites, and I, well, I ate all the cheese and crackers!  By this time, we were all starving– even me! So, we piled back into the van, and headed to lunch at Bouchon in downtown Yountville.

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Now, I will admit, this was not my first choice.  The French Laundry was.

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Hello, lover…but, my sister said that sometimes, when you are with a group, you have to make compromises, even if it at the expense of your blog!  In hindsight, I think she was drunk, and I decided to be a team player, BUT, had I known it was mere steps away from Bouchon, I may have not of been so nice, especially since being a team player cost me dessert (you know, like basically the reason I came here to begin with).  Anyway, I have never eaten at The French Laundry (cue single tear roll down cheek), and both are by the same chef (both are also French inspired menus), and the food at Bouchon was good (not phenomenal, just good), but if I were you, I would book The French Laundry.  Reservations must be made three months prior to your desired dining date, it’s a tasting menu, and it is pricey ($310.00 per person without alcohol), but it’s iconic and you only live once, so go for it. Do it for me!  Okay, back to things that actually happened on this trip.  Here is what lunch looked like at Bouchon:

bouchon lunch

Okay, so after lunch, we were ready to hit our last winery.  At Rutherford Ranch Winery, we were scheduled for the chocolate and wine pairing tasting.  I can’t tell you much about this place because we were not offered a tour or any information on their operation. It seems like a big winery with lots of vineyards, but again I don’t know.  This was my least favorite experience. First, my impression was that the employees seemed overwhelmed by the number of people there, which was a lot.  Before we got there, a bus load of people had piled in.  Also, there were children in the tasting rooms.  I have nothing against kids, but I don’t think Napa is a family vacation spot. Just saying. Once they regrouped and set us up for a tasting on their pretty patio outside (which, quite frankly, was preferable to the chaos that was going on inside), it seemed that we were assigned a B team member, as in he did not seem to know that much about the wines.  But, hell, I didn’t care.  I was there for the chocolate, and I ate almost everyone’s chocolate, and it was good!

chocolate

By now, it was pretty late in the day, but not too late to visit a tasting salon, so that is just what we did.  Next stop, JCB Tasting Salon! Now, this is one of the most over the top salons ever. If gold, crystal, and leopard had a three-some, the product would be this tasting room, excuse me, SALON.  It’s as if someone said let’s just open a store and sell a bunch of fancy shit that doesn’t match all in one place and let’s get Bobby Trendy’s ass in there to design it (I know you remember Bobby Trendy from the Anna Nicole Smith Show, so do not pretend like you have no idea what I am talking about). Anyway, its like a store and a tasting room all in one with an upscale grocery store thrown in for good measure.  You can buy jewelry, crystal, candles, home accessories, perfumes, books (but fancy ones), wine, and french epicurean delights all in one place!  But, the reason to come here is for the people watching.  Apparently, wearing leopard or leather is a requirement.  Also, they have a huge Baccarat chandelier in the middle of the place that spins!

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Doesn’t look like much from the outside, right?  Just wait…

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WTF

chandelier

This sucker spins.

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Oh, look, more rose!  That’s four glasses so far in case you were counting. I mean, even their glasses are over the top.  They are like cartoonish big…

big glass

Anyway, this place was too much, so we finished our drinks and headed back to San Fran because it appears we hadn’t eaten enough, and we had dinner reservations to get to.

On the next trip, in addition to staying overnight, I think I would visit some of the higher-end wineries, like Silver Oak, Duckhorn, and Cakebread, not because fancy wine is going to change my mind about the taste of wine, but because I think Chad would really like it, especially Silver Oak, which is one of his favorites.  I would also add a champagne, excuse me, sparkling white wine, tasting as well, just to round out the experience.

To end the night, we got all dolled up and went to dinner at Perbacco because my sister loves Italian food and this weekend was about her, and, apparently, about compromise.

perbacco

The food was good (the scallops were actually really good), but the service could’ve been a little friendlier.  Our waiter had the nerve to remind us that his tip was not included in the bill.  Thanks, guy, but this was not out first time in a restaurant and we can read.  We know how this goes.

perbacco food

If I were making the dinner decisions, I would’ve chosen State Bird Provisions or Liholiho Yacht Club, but that’s me.  Okay, so Day Two was in the books, and now it is time for our last full day of fun in San Fran!

DAY THREE:

On Day Three, we finally got around to doing some of the San Fran sites!  Because our wish list of things to see was so jam-packed, we again hired a private driver/tour guide, and tasked him with showing us the entire city in half a day. First stop was Lombard Street.  Our driver was not permitted to drive up to or through the winding roads of Lombard Street on account of a limo that once got stock, so these bachelorette ladies had to hoof it up a  VERY steep street.

We did it

steep street

As in that one right behind us, which doesn’t look that steep in these pictures, but you walk it my friend and then tell me what you think.  Once we got up, we had to elbow our way through hundreds of Asian tourists to get these shots, so I hope you enjoy them!

Lombard Street

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I’d be SO pissed if I lived here and had all this commotion outside my house everyday, but I don’t, so off to Haight-Ashbury! If you love hippies or you are a hippie, then you have found your home.  If you are a music lover, there is something here for you too.  If you want to buy medical marijuana, you may want stop by.

Haight

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Did you know that both Jimmy Hendrix and the Grateful Dead lived here? On the bottom left is Jimmy’s house, and on the bottom right is where the Dead lived (you like what I did there?).  According to our guide, these are private residences now, but that does not stop the Dead-Heads from dropping by to pay homage. Jerry Garcia

Next we went to the Castro District, one of the first gay neighborhoods in the United States.

Castro

It is pretty evident that you are in a gay neighborhood when you get here.

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But just in case you missed this cue, they give you a few more reminders, like this fabulous cross walk:

 

 

 

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Or this helpful building sign:

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The nice part about being here is that there is a sense of acceptance and, in the spirit of Harvey Milk, activism is still alive and well.  On the day we visited, people were campaigning for a gay judge and there was a puppy adoption and paleo and gluten free bake sale!

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Harvey Milk

Our guide explained that public nudity is tolerated, and that it was not uncommon to see completely naked people in the streets.  Unfortunately, on the day we visited, everyone was clothed.  Trust me, I was on a mission to find a nude person, but it was an epic fail.  What was not, was the plethora of adorable street signs for businesses, like this one for a hot dog stand:

Best signs

Up next, we were promised an off the beaten path view of the Golden Gate Bridge, but to get there, we had to do some hiking.

getting there

Doesn’t look so bad, right.  It is.  It is steep, it is narrow, it is slippery, it is windy, and there is a drop straight into the water. But if you survive, you reach a platform that you have all to your self with a great view!

secret park

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Okay, time to drive by the Painted Ladies, you know, the establishing shot for the T.V. show, Full House.

 

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By now, we were starving, and we still had a tour of Alcatraz ahead of us, so we needed to eat and it needed to be fast — In-N-Out burger to the rescue! We visited the one at Fisherman’s Wharf and killed two birds with one stone.

INNOUT

Up next, a tour to Alcatraz Island!cruise

Before boarding our Alcatraz Island-bound boat, you take a photo that you can purchase when you return.  Here was ours:

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Now this crew must’ve seen this gaggle of bachelorettes coming because the next thing we knew, this skipper asked us if we wanted to visit the captain and drive the boat!  Yes, yes we do…

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Hola Capitan! He literally let us drive the boat, wear the hat, and play on the radio.  He did not let us blow the horn.

alcatraz cruise

Because of this, we got the best view on the approach.

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Then it was time to go to prison.

prison

alcatraz collage

This is the receiving room where the showers were located and where you got your prison outfit, a very nice denim number I might add.

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You also pick up the audio tour here, which is narrated by former inmates and guards.  It was very interesting, and I would recommend it.  It’s also free!

cell block

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Solitary

This was a solitary confinement cell. While that did not seem pleasant, I have to say, the view from the prison was spectacular.

better view

Did you know, that in 1969 an Indian tribe that called themselves Indians of All Tribes occupied Alcatraz Island for 18 months until the U.S. Government forcibly ended there occupation?  Me either.  You can learn more about it here. The rangers do a nice job of offering free specialty tours, like the secrets of Alcatraz Island.  Also, on the day we visited, a former inmate was there giving a talk and signing his book. I thought this was very interesting, and I am glad we did it. But, it was time to get back to San Fran because we had dinner plans, and this next place you do not want to miss!

So, remember how I told you that I am a restaurant snob, and that very few restaurants knock my sock off?  Well, this one did. It’s called Rich Table, and its story is SO San Fran.  It got its start on Kickstarter!  We did the tasting menu and you should too.  The whole table has to do it, and, subject to allergies and dietary restrictions, the chef chooses your dinner!

Rich Table

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It was $89.00 per person without alcohol, and it was worth every penny.  It was the perfect ending to the perfect weekend getaway!

So, all in all, I loved San Fran and will definitely be back.  When we didn’t have private drivers, we used Uber to get around or walked.  There are plenty of things that I wanted to do but didn’t get a chance to fit in, like Muir Woods.  I would also like to explore the Mission and Marine Districts a little more, have a longer stay in wine country, and there are countless restaurants that we didn’t get to.  I think it would also be cool to visit for two weeks and drive the PCH from San Diego, to LA, to Malibu, to Santa Barbara, to Big Sur, to Monterey, to San Fran (with wine country overnight), and visit all the little stops in between, but that’s another trip.  In case you were wondering, the total cost of this trip per person for flights, hotels (in shared rooms), and all tours/activities (including gratuities for the guides/drivers, but excluding meals, shopping, and Uber rides) was approximately $1,000.00.

I hope you enjoyed reading this post, and maybe it gave you some ideas for your next getaway!  If so, I’d love to hear from you! Send me an email or leave a comment below. Until then, Cheers to your next adventure!

India: Spiritual, Majestic, and Colorful

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If you ask Chad, he will tell you that one of my hobbies includes convincing him (well, he might say harassing him) to journey with me to what may be number one destination on my bucket list: INDIA!  I’m not sure what it is, but something about India just captivates me.  Maybe it’s the culture, the spiritualism, or all the vibrant colors.  Or maybe it is that more so than any other location (at least in my experience), people seem to have two distinct opinions when it comes to traveling to India:  1) those that are just as enchanted by the place as I am or 2) those that don’t understand why anyone in their right mind would want to go there.  The first group seems to be the minority and, in my experience, is made up mostly of people who have actually been to India.  We will call them Camp One People.  The second group is basically everyone else. We will call them Camp Two People.

When I tell people that India is at the top of my list, I usually am asked the following questions: “Why would you want to go there? It’s so dirty there.” “Aren’t you scared to get sick?” “Don’t you have to get shots to go there?”  “Is it safe to go there?”  These questions come from Camp Two People. It is as if I have to defend my desire to experience India.  Safety, health, and cleanliness are factors that one must consider when traveling anywhere outside the U.S. (and sometimes even within the U.S.).  It comes with the territory of exploring the world and immersing yourself in another country and culture.  And, I am not at all downplaying these considerations.  They are very important, personal considerations you have to make as a traveler.  What I am saying is that these “What Ifs” shouldn’t be the reason you avoid an entire country!  Just talk to the Camp One People.  They usually tell you what an amazing experience they had in India.  And, as Dave Matthews says “Through your window; Well that’s one way to see the world; Step outside and look back into; Look and listen…”.  So, with that in mind, the following is my bucket list itinerary to the majestic land of India in no particular order:

2 days in Old and New Delhi: I like to start or end with the capital city to get a feel for modern day life.  Some of the sites I’d like to visit include the India Gate, Qutb Minar Victory Tower, Humayun’s Tomb, Gandhi Smriti, the Lotus Temple, Jama Masjid, the Red Fort, and Raj Ghat.

2 days in Varansai: This is considered the spiritual capital of India.  Here, some of the site I’d like to visit include the ruins and temples of Sarnath, the Golden Temple, and the sacred River Ganges to watch the pilgrims who gather to pray on the river.

2 days in Agra:  Obviously, the reason to come here is the Taj Mahal. I would also like to visit the Agra Fort.

2 days in Jaipur: I’d like to visit the Amber Fort and the other palaces sites of this pink city!  I would also like to have a painted elephant experience, but I am very sensitive to supporting attractions that exploit animals, and I have not yet thoroughly researched this activity.  If I am not 100% comfortable that the organization is actually engaged in conservation and does not abuse or exploit the animals, I will not engage in this activity (I will dedicate a future blog post to this very topic).

2 days in Udaipur: This is considered India’s most romantic city.  I would like to visit the temples and palaces here.
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2-3 days on a tiger safari: I would really like to go on a tiger safari (subject to confirmation that this is a conservation and not an exploitation activity) either in Ranthambore National Park in Rajasthan or Bandhavgarh National Park or Kanha Tiger Reserve in Pradesh.

2-3 days in Kerala, Goa or the Andaman Islands: This would be our R&R spot during our Indian journey.  In the past, you could swim with Rajan, the elephant, in the Andaman Islands, but it appears that he has retired from swimming.

2 days in Mumbai (Bombay): In addition to the landmark sites, I’d like to visit the Gateway of India and cruise to Elephanta Island.

And, because they are so close and since I would already be there, I’d always thought that I would add a three-day extension to Bhutan and three days in Kathmandu, Nepal.

Yes, this is a very long trip– 24 total days to do it all. But, if you carefully plan this trip and maximize holidays (i.e, times that your office would be closed anyway), I think you can take this trip and only miss 14-15 working/business days, which is the (American) standard two-week vacation.  I will dedicate a future blog post on the topic of strategically planning your travels and maximizing holidays.  Because of the length of the itinerary, I would take this trip at the end of December and beginning of January for a few reasons. First, it is the best time to maximize holiday time as the Christmas and New Year holidays are so close to each other and typically work slows down during this time (extra bonus if these holidays fall on weekends as they do this year, meaning that your employer would likely close the office on the Friday before or the Monday after the weekend holiday).  Second, it is cool weather time in India.  I live in a sweat box, and I do not want to visit an even bigger sweat box in the dead of summer! Third, chances are that not as many people are traveling at this time to places like India, Nepal, and Bhutan because of the holidays.

So, that’s it!  That is my dream trip to India!  If you have been to any of these places and have recommendations on what to see in these cities (and what to miss), where to eat, tips for truly local/cultural/spiritual experiences, and maybe places that I have excluded but should visit, I’d love to hear from you!  Drop me an email or comment below, and let me know what you think!